Funny and Appropriate

Congratulations to Sara and Mike!!!!!!!! I am now an aunt. From what Goomie said, they had a boy, David Michael, at around 6pm and he was 9lbs 1 ounce. Yup, the big baby gene is definately still in the family.
Can anyone tell me some more details??? How was the delivery? Did she have to be induced? How is she feeling?

This is a funny story that Aunt Jill forwarded to me. I think it’s really appropriate for my work. :) I have not been doing anything exciting...Just never ending drug user statistics.

Prevent The Spread Of Disease

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and
had never been married.
She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed
him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed
a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water.
In the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water
and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and
he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through
the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and it
would prevent the spread of disease.
And you know, I haven't had a cold all winter."